By this point Simon Toms has well and truly stitched up Graham and Grant, telling them their tickets have been sent to Graham's neighbours address by accident (who are on holiday) . There follows a ill-fated attempt to break into the neighbour's house by Gray which leaves them in the situation described below :
well, here are the plans, now here are the plans for Gray and Grant for their trip. Basically RYANAIR won't give us new tickets until 30 mins before take off...even though we never received tickets so the G Men and now the top 2 on the F****ING STANDBY LIST for a flight we are already booked on, if WE fail to turn up OUR seats will be allocated back to US...how nice. While you guys enjoy beers in the courtesy lounge we get the standard issue strip search in the room marked 'private'. Plans for us are: Thursday 1. Locate 4 people who have known us 5 years and get them to sign all 4 resplendant passport photos that we had to get for our new tickets. 2. change money to Irish cash (might reconsider this as we might not get there) 3. Get cheeky haircut (whilst on phone to snotty cow at Ryanair) 4. Doctors for last minute check up and for him to sign a photo for the cost of a fiver. 5. Attempt to locate Birth Certificate and driving license for ID puposes for new tickets. 6. Steal a family suitcase for use in Ireland.. 7. Grant home to pack/ Gray home to pack 8. Grant arrives at chez Fabio wearing disco clobber for the Judge Jules. 9. Wild drinking 10. burger 11. Wild drinking/fight/police/bail/fine 12. taxi Friday 1. stagger out of bed, hopelessly hungover and looking splendido 2. Bathroom duties 3. locate stuff put away safely the night before 4. probably discover wallet has been lifted. 5. attempt to drive to Ireland, probably discover Grant motor has been stolen. 6. handles fall off cases 7. drive by egging.... 8. arrive at airport somehow. 9. stand by check in desk looking stupid waiting in anticipation for the 2 mystery punters. 10. stand up row with Vera, the Ryanair rep 11. fight/police/anal search 12. get on plane to the sound of amusing sniggers 13. abuse from stewardess 14. fight/cabin crew/police/kicking 15. have fun in Ireland 16. lose tickets 17. go through sh*t with Ryanair again.. yes I am feeling a tad cheesed off by this whole bloody mess and can't wait to stand by the desk like a complete tool. I am unhappy. Fabio Gray Webster IGN Operations Analyst - Campus Networking C1C (Bridge), North Harbour Phone Internal: 7-258999, External: 01 49 1706 568999 e-mail: G-man@uk.ibm.com "Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again" - F P JonesThey fell for Simon's jape 100%, even having an argument with the RyanAir rep on the service desk. A "call from behind" alerted them to Simon Toms slowing fanning himself with the 'missing tickets'.
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This Taxi Driver ripped us off. Please feel free to call him. Anytime Day or Night.
Issued when you come to the hotel so you can get served at the bar. Guaranteed turnaround time of 1.4 hours.